Having unleashed his innumerate megalomania to destroy Malcolm Turnbull, with the unintended consequence of almost certainly scuttling his government as collateral damage, Peter Dutton has now derailed Scott Morrison’s attempt to mend the fractured relationship with the Pacific. (more…)
Mungo MacCallum (Dec’d)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Scott Morrison says the bible is not a policy handbook.
There was none of that namby-pamby nonsense about taking a cup of kindness for the sake of auld lang syne, or anyone else for that matter. Scott Morrison went straight on the attack to welcome 2019. “My job – our government’s job — is to prepare Australia for any opportunity and eventuality,” he bellowed. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Kill Bill remains the default option for Scott Morrison.
Scott Morrison, his office informs us, is talking a short break – off to the country for a bit of biking, boating and fishing. But not shooting; the image of our easy going prime minister with a lethal weapon in his hands might send the wrong message. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Morrison will not go quietly.
And so this is Christmas;
And enough is enough.
Another year over
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Nightmare draws to a close.
The darkest hour, they say, is just before dawn. And it just may be that a glimmer of light is appearing in the five year nightmare of the Abbott-Turnbull-Morrison dynasty. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison prepares for the next world.
It appears that Scott Morrison has now given up on this world and is planning to move on to the next. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. The great marketeer seems determined to double down on the tactics and double up on the volume.
So that was the parliamentary year that was, finishing in rancour, dysfunction and procrastination, a triumph of politics over policy.
This was not a surprise, but the level of hyperbole and hysteria whipped up by the desperate prime minister and his colleagues finally went off the map. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Protecting buffoons.
According to at least one member of the New South Wales Liberal executive, Sally Betts, the member of Hughes, Craig Kelly, is a bully, a thug and a disgrace. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Something important happened on treaty.
You could be forgiven for missing it, but something quite important happened in politics last week. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Vacuous marketeer needs an education
Yet again we are assured that the Adani mine is going ahead – Adani Lite, they’ll only put it in a little way and if it hurts, well, they’ll just see how far they can keep shoving. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison suffers mental congestion.
Scott Morrison’s slogan of the week was congestion busting — he was in favour of it. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Government doesn’t get GetUp!
The quest for a right wing opponent to GetUp! has been going on for almost as long as the quest for a right wing Phillip Adams at the ABC – and with about as much success. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Another week, another stuff-up. Israel and Indonesia.
Bill Shorten and Penny Wong got it right last week: ScoMo’s pre-Wentworth thought bubble about moving the Australian embassy to Jerusalem should be dead, buried and cremated.
It was always a bad idea and if there was any doubt the Indonesians have tried to put it out of its misery with the simple tactic of taking Morrison’s cherished preferential trade deal with Jakarta off the table until our leader disposes of the remains. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. China, The US and the Manus Island naval base.
APEC, Asia-Pacific Economic Co-operation, was really Bob Hawke’s idea. The Prime Minister of the day envisaged it as a purely economic gathering, a meeting of finance ministers to deal with the growing impact of globalism and ensure dialogue and the rule of law between its diverse participants. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Poor Malcolm.
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean people don’t hate you. It sometimes seems that Malcolm Turnbull is being pursued by that old Andy Capp character Joe Btfsplk, who brought bad luck to everyone near him. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison drives bus over sincerity.
ScoMo’s blue bus is the perfect symbol of the man and his government – a brash, ostentatious cliché, non-functional and completely phony. (more…)
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Morrison fakes authenticity
The French playwright Jean Giradoux once said something to this effect: “If you can fake sincerity, you’ve got it made.” (more…)
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Morrison’s foreign adventures
The past, they say, is a foreign country – which is just the way Scott Morrison likes it. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison shows he is no Einstein
Scott Morrison is ploughing on regardless, business as usual. There is no need to change direction – rather the imperative is to go on pretty much what we are doing, but more aggressively. (more…)
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MUNGO MacCALLUM. Welcome to the hung parliament.
Welcome to the hung parliament. A disaster, according to our PR obsessed prime minister – instability and chaos, But for ordinary Australians it might not be so bad. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Welcome to chaos.
Emergency warning: off the streets, go to the storm shelters immediately, It is too late to flee – save yourselves as best you can. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. A fairy story.
It started as theatre of the absurd, but by the end of the week it had become an increasingly improbable fairy story. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison channels Joh Bjelke-Petersen
We are now more than six weeks into the ScoMo regime, but most of us – and that includes some of our most recent Prime Minister’s close colleagues as well as a tentative opposition – are still trying to figure out just who the man really is trying to be. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. ScoMo , public relations, marketing and billboards
They say that if the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And perhaps if the only life experience you have is in PR, everything looks like a billboard. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison actually does something.
Sound the trumpets, fire the cannons, stop the presses – Scott Morrison’s fledgling government has actually managed a result. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Government sees no mental disease on Nauru.
Scott Morrison has announced that the productivity Commission is to inquire and report on how mental disease affects the Australian economy. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Turnbull’s cronies.
That’s what happens when you make a captain’s pick, choose your mates to fill important jobs because … well, basically because they are your mates. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison does not get it.
His thought bubble about inaugurating a public holiday – well, perhaps not a holiday, but something or other – to celebrate indigenous Australia is about to be shoveled into the back drawer. That’s the one where the former Treasurer keeps his cast offs – the GST increase, the limitations on negative gearing, and of course the great corporate tax cut.
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison is thinking about retirement villages.
Under normal circumstances Australians do not spend much time thinking about aged care facilities. (more…)
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MUNGO MACCALLUM. Morrison and the Muppet Show
In hindsight, it wasn’t Scott Morrison’s brightest move to describe his colleagues as the Muppet Show. (more…)