The altar boys at The Australian

The usually reliable NewsPoll last week delivered a bombshell as unexpected as it was unwelcome to its Murdochratic media proprietors

It was a result that the sports commentators would have described as against the run of play.

The script was supposed to be yet another win for the invincible and immaculate government of Scott Morrison. The blockbusting budget had been unveiled with gasps of astonishment and applause, at least to the writers and readers of The Australian.

The headlines were ready to go: another crushing blow to Anthony Albanese and his quasi-socialists insurgents.

Well actually it wasn’t all that crushing The Labor leader’s disapproval rate rose by three points, but his approval remained static. And Morrison failed to pick up any of the slack, his own figures unchanged.

The government did gain one percent on the two party preferred vote. but that was well within the poll’s margin of error and at 52-48 with many months to go before an election is hardly significant.

And the budget itself, while favourably received, could not be called spectacularly successful. Josh Frydenberg’s previous effort in 2019 actually got a better reception, and Joe Jockey’s offering in 2015 – the year after his 2014 disaster – eclipsed both of them.

The punters loved the tax cuts; well, they would, wouldn’t they. But nearly a quarter thought they would be worse off and more than twice that number were reserving judgement. And while a small trust the government to manage some sort of recovery, the verdict was far from overwhelming.

So hold the champagne – no, send it back to the wine shops, because here’s the terrible news: Albanese picked up a point over Morrison as the preferred prime minister. Morrison is still a long way ahead – no need to panic. And given the other numbers, this can be easily be dismissed a rogue result or just statistical static

But obviously the NewsGhouls did not like it, and buried the unwanted figure—the only real news in the entire poll – well back in the nether reaches of the inside pages.

Perhaps they are right, because it could be thought that the real mood is still very much that of a plague on both your houses – other surveys, both national and international have discerned a deep and ongoing disillusionment, a despair of any long term strategy, let alone a genuine vision.

There is a search for saviours: the voters willingly forgive New Zealand’s Jacinda Ardern for her lack of economic cut through as long as she can still inspire them with her innate sincerity and decency. There is no one in the Australian parliament in the same race.

But the fact that our own prime minster could lose ground, however marginally, as the nation’s chosen leader when he thought he was on a roll, must be deeply discouraging. It is more than counter-intuitive; for our miracle worker’s altar boys at The Australian it is against the natural order, almost sacrilegious.

They will be poring over their bible, Newspoll, desperate to find a more            appealing text, a revised authorised version which will reflect the true meaning of their gospel. In the meantime, the rest of us will just have to get used to yet another quirky outcome in this year of the unprecedented.

 

 

Comments

8 responses to “The altar boys at The Australian”

  1. ladymidath Avatar
    ladymidath

    Perhaps now Australians will see how corrupt and amoral Scott Morrison and his government is. The constant attacks on Dan Andrews for doing a good job, The Gladys And Daryl show. Barnabas Joyce. This government is reeling from one scandal to another and Rupert Murdoch just expects us to mutely accept it. Well the tide it seems is finally turning, especially with Rudd’s petition being signed by thousands of fed up Australians.

  2. Michael Faulkner Avatar
    Michael Faulkner

    Thank you Mungo.
    You provide an important public service for we folks who eschew reading the strident proselytising of Murdoch’s scribes.

  3. Ken Dyer Avatar
    Ken Dyer

    Eden-Monaro – Labor
    NT – Labor
    ACT – Labor
    NZ – Labor
    Queensland – Labor

    With Queensland favourite to win re-election, the payout on that quinella would have been quite something.

  4. Mercurial Avatar
    Mercurial

    Sorry Mungo, but “picking up a point” as Albanese has done, which you describe as “the only real news in the entire poll” never means a thing. Due to statistical error; you said it yourself.

  5. Mercurial Avatar
    Mercurial

    Joe Jockey?? Love it!!

  6. Peter Farley Avatar
    Peter Farley

    Probably underneath all that, there may be a subconscious recognition that this is the most amoral government ever to lead Australia,
    Tax cuts for the well off while cutting back support for the unemployed,when there are 28 unemployed for every new job.
    Subsidising new dual cab utes and continuing subsidies to housing speculation while ignoring the challenges to Australia’s future
    Rabbiting on about empathy while spending $20 m locking up a single family on Christmas Island.
    One could go on

    1. Ken Dyer Avatar
      Ken Dyer

      As Jim Chalmers pointed out last week, The Federal government is intent of Snapback.

      Australians have to ask themselves, do we really want to go back to pre-covid times, knowing full well that unemployment is worse, GDP is worse, opportunities for growth are worse, debt is worse, and so on.

      Make no mistake, the Morrison government is intent on returning the budget to credit as soon as possible. I ask a simple question. If the government gets the budget back in credit, who will be in debit? We will, that’s who.

    2. Richard Ure Avatar
      Richard Ure

      And then there is robodebt. Were any of those victims, and there are many, polled?